It's 12:00am, and I'm still awake.
There's something here with me, I can feel it.
It's pulling, and pulling....
It wants me to know it's there.
It's dark...
I think it's evil.
It's upstairs.
I think it's in the kitchen.
Oh my goodness.
There it goes again, it's calling me.
It's telling me I must partake of what it has to offer.
I, I can't...
No...I'm a good girl.
I really can't.
Why won't it go away?
I wish It would just go away.
It's dark, but it wears a cloak of white to try and fool me.
It's hiding in my kitchen....
waiting for me.
I can hear it....
It tells me that it's good and sweet.
it's scratching at it's box, whispering...
eat me I'm so yummy and delicious.
I'm chocolate, and I have cream cheese icing.
"Be damned you stinking birthday cake,
Leave me....leave me alone I say.
It's midnight,
and I'm good I told you."
OH NOOOOOO!!
It's after midnight,
and I've succumbed
to the evil that is
Black Cow.
h e l p
m e
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LOL Carrie ~ love this post:) Hope it was as yummy as I imagine!! Sleep tight ~ Tina x
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ReplyDeleteHe he he. Yes, I've been dieting for 2 weeks and had such a frustrating day (with my printer) that I made pancakes for dinner! But I've been exercising!!! :) Love your shapely poem. ;)
ReplyDeleteUh oh - sweets are evil, I tell ya!
ReplyDeleteI must go forget your post now. I've been off sweets for 3 days and it's made me a bit grumpy!
hilarious!
ReplyDeletei just downed black licorice toffees...so so black...like my heart...!
Too funny! Just found your blog and I just love the name! I too love all things vintage. I sometimes think I was born in the wrong time!
ReplyDeleteI cracked up reading this entry. You have a splendid blog. I look forward to reading more.
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